redrumloa wrote:
We are going back to the bargaining table so to speak, to see what if anything can be done.
If you know where they are, I'll provide the Van, the Ski masks and a couple of sawn off's.
Setting the scene:
Van drives into a warehouse somewhere in downtown USA, two slightly overweight guys, both wearing all black with ski masks jump out and point their shotguns at the startled staff and start barking commands in a menacing voice!
Robber 1 : "You, down on the ground NOW!"
Robber 2 : "You, get your skinny butt over here and load these....
[drool]hmmm these lovely pristine QuickPak A4000T's...
[/drool]"
Robber 1 : "Red, WTF are you doing?"
Robber 2 : "Cough, erm I mean YOU.. load these boxes of
I dont know what into the back of this van or I'll blow ya brains out!!!"
Robber 1 :
[slightly camp, mild mannered voice] "Sorry about this, nothing personal you know? Byeee"