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[Karlos]

Good old Prezza,

He's been called "Two houses", "Two jags" and with his recent indiscretions, "Two shags". Now he gets another double whammy; the top two results in google when searching for 'fcukwit'*

*spell it properly when doing the search...

[PMC]

Hahaha! Ah Prescott, he who gets shuffled out of his department but who still retains his ridiculous salary.

Just after Labour came to power the cabinet met with the Queen. True to form, Prescott disgraced himself in front of Her Majesty.

"You know John, (dramatic pause) you must never, ever break wind like that (waves arms, dramatic pause) before the Queen!" said the PM

"How was I supposed to know it was her bloody turn?"

[Wilse]

Tee-hee.

[nadoom]

tory papers hate him because of his working class roots, however he is a bit of a plonker.

[PMC]

He's the overweight buffoon who cannot help but balls-up anything he's allowed near (transport, housing and several other expensive white elephants). He can be relied upon for embarrassing gaffe after embarrassing gaffe, were he a more junior minister he'd be sweeping the floors of Whitehall by now.

He truly is New Labour's very own Hermann Goering.

[nadoom]

... but he throws a good punch

[Cyberus]

Thanks Karlos, that googlism brightened my day yesterday.

BTW, here's a (poor quality) vid of that punch
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/133000..._thomas_vi.ram

edit: His googlism's are funny too, my fave being:
"john prescott is to be quizzed by the police over his fracas with egg"

I bet the egg came out of fracas worse off....