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Old 05-07-2004, 09:17 AM   #1
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Wonder where this is found in the Koran? Must be in there somewhere.

"She should be handed to the office of Sadr, the martyr, and she will be treated as a concubine."

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Old 05-07-2004, 11:15 AM   #2
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Why doesn't he advertise in the more seedy classifieds? I imagine it's cheaper and less risky...
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Old 05-07-2004, 02:18 PM   #3
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But wouldn't a concubine be a bit too prickly?

(I imagine with kevlar body armour and fully automatic 5.56mm assault rifle, she would be.)
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:51 PM   #4
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I think the bad guys just don't want to be killed by a GiiiRRRRL so they're trying to intimidate them instead! :-)
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I bet the cleric was sweating bullets!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@JonoPike

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Maybe I'm just tired but I dunno, it made me s****** a bit :-)
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I think the bad guys just don't want to be killed by a GiiiRRRRL so they're trying to intimidate them instead! :-)
Maybe you don't get your 29 virgins if you are killed by a girly?? :-D
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Just goes to show you that even they don't follow the Koran, but invoke it constantly. The so called virgins in the afterlife isn't in the Koran. These people are gullable. . .

I wonder if they would take Sen. Kennedy instead?
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Hoya!

Well, if there are any FEMALE Muslim cleric around, I would not mind being their sex slave... ;-D

Joke apart, these guys have not evoluted for centuries.
Pathetic.
And dangerous.

Be funky

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It's clearly a rather silly attempt at intimidation, bugger all to do with the religion. Not even Shi'ism, which has some differences of opinion to mainstream Sunni Islam condones this kind of thing.
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Rediculos! I doubt they've ever read the Koran... :|

I just hope they won't succeed. Middle-east countries aren't know for their hospitality towards women. :-(
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