1. Gather patients.
2. ???
3. Profit!

2) problem??

So, are we going for the classic chairs-in-a-circle, stand up and announce "I'm X and I have a trolling addiction" format, or given that we're not actually in a room with chairs and we can see people's usernames, just assume anybody joining that isn't "one of the staff" is just a troll in need of rehab?

I can stop whenever I want!

That's what they all say

Just assume anyone other than staff have escaped their padded cell

That works for me.

: lol:
Honestly! I am not trolling.

I don't know the meaning of the word.
I don't even know how to spell trllo. <-- see, case in point.

We got a live one here, get the tranq rifle!