Why, you may ask? Well, it seems that in the last two days or so I picked up my very own moobunny stalker. It almost feels like I've "arrived"

I've no idea who it is, I even thought it might be a friend having a laugh, though he's denied it with compelling sincerity, so I guess not

The guy seems to think that the world needs to be informed I'm one of them thar Moozlems. I think he's about 16 years too late to break that news but no matter, better...