For about a month or so now, I’ve been feeling like general crap. Sore, weak, constantly tired, etc. About 2 weeks ago now, I finally went to the doctor and participated in the “great blood draw lotto” where the lab ran 17 tests on blood samples. A week later, and I’m back in the lab for a couple more which were needed, based on the results of the initials.

Fade in, scene yesterday. Doctor’s office for the official “reading of the riot act” that every man eventually gets when doesn’t...