Waffleing about the UN! :P

[iamaboringperson]

Recently a worldwide opinion survey was run by the United Nations. The
only question asked was: *"Would you please give your honest opinion
about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The
survey failed. In Africa they didn't know what *"food" meant. In Eastern
Europe they didn't know what *"honest" meant.In Western Europe they
didn't know what *"shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what
*"opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what *"solution"
meant. And in the U.S. they didn't know what *"the rest of the world"
meant.

:P

[Wolfe]

:lol:

[whabang]

Lol! :lol: :-P :-D

[Glaucus]

heh, that's funny! :lol:

- Mike

[Speelgoedmannetje]

:lol:
But in the Eastern Europe, they did knew what opinion means?
And in Western Europe, they did knew what honesty means?
:-P

[Fade]

That's along the lines of this one I heard the other day.

In the United States, they say:
"It's ten o'clock; do you know where your child is?"

In France, they say:
"It's ten o'clock; do you know where your wife is?"

In the UK, they say:
"It's 10 o'clock; do you know where the sheep are?"

In Canada, they say:
"It's ten o'clock; do you know what time it is?"

[FluffyMcDeath]

Fade wrote:

In Canada, they say:
"It's ten o'clock; do you know what time it is?"

In Canada when they say it's ten o'clock, it's ten thirty in Newfoundland!