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04-08-2004, 02:56 PM
Richard Clark was walking down the street in Baghdad
one dark night when he found GW Bush, Condi Rice, Dick
Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell and the US Army
on hands and knees under a streetlamp, searching for
something. Clark asked what they were looking for and
was told "al-Qaeda". Clark got down and helped for a
few minutes, then asked "Are you sure that this where
you lost them?"
Bush hiccupped "No, we lost them in Afganistan."
"Then why are you looking in Iraq?" Clark asked.
They all replied in chorus: "The light is better
here."
one dark night when he found GW Bush, Condi Rice, Dick
Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Colin Powell and the US Army
on hands and knees under a streetlamp, searching for
something. Clark asked what they were looking for and
was told "al-Qaeda". Clark got down and helped for a
few minutes, then asked "Are you sure that this where
you lost them?"
Bush hiccupped "No, we lost them in Afganistan."
"Then why are you looking in Iraq?" Clark asked.
They all replied in chorus: "The light is better
here."