Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[bloodline]

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!

[CannonFodder]

motorollin wrote:
da9000 wrote:
For the imagination deficient, or the mechanical engineers and other analytical types: put one hand on the canon, and the other in a "Hi Hitler" stance, and lean 'til you make contact with the wall. You just gained a good 35-45 degrees declination. You might just make it into the bowl now! ( Fine text: make sure floor is not already wet, you might just end up with your head in the bowl instead!!! :-D )
I do this too :lol: There's nothing worse than your knob touching the inside of the bowl http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/puke.gif

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moto

You should give it a good wash after every widdle anyway! :)

[GadgetMaster]

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!

G'night

I'm off too.

I'll have to try and make a habit of visiting this place again. :-D

[Speelgoedmannetje]

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!You're still online :-D

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!

I think I'll join you.


By going to bed, I mean. Really folks, drag yourselves out of the mental gutter for a minute, purlease :lol: ;-)





Hypocrite? Moi?

[bloodline]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!You're still online :-D

Blame the iPhone...

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:
Blame the iPhone...

Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Karlos wrote:

bloodline wrote:
Blame the iPhone...

Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-DHe can even take pictures inside even the most narrow socks!

[NoFastMem]

Well... I just stayed at Becky's place in Windermere for two nights and the toilet there is just feeble.

Normally I don't need to go for the mid-"business" courtesy flush, but it's one of those oddly flat bowls and I had to evacuate it lest it overflow!

Then of course it took 20 minutes for the cistern to refill. It's the lakes for Christ's sake, they've got enough water!

Worst of all, if you go numero uno whilst standing, the proximity of the water level to the rim means that it splashes back all over your legs, like at the start of a proper downpour. Don't they test these things? Very disappointed in the facilities!

;-)

Nice jaunt though... Shame about the awful weather.

[motorollin]

Karlos wrote:
bloodline wrote:
Blame the iPhone...
Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D
Here's a photo of Bloodline's actual hand holding his actual iPhone:
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm244/motorollin/aorg/sock.png

I've got another photo of what his other hand was doing, but I won't post that.

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moto

[Karlos]

motorollin wrote:

I've got another photo of what his other hand was doing, but I won't post that.

--
moto

It would just be a blur anyway....

[motorollin]

Pfft, a grey, woolen blur :-D We should probably stop. He'll be back tomorrow and then he'll get his own back :nervous:

[uncharted]

Just in case anyone is stumped about what to get Bloodline for Christmas:-

http://shop.o2.co.uk/accessory/Apple_iPhone_Socks

[Karlos]

It's amazing that this legend continues, really :-)

How long ago did the sock incident become public now?

[adz]

uncharted wrote:
Just in case anyone is stumped about what to get Bloodline for Christmas:-

http://shop.o2.co.uk/accessory/Apple_iPhone_Socks


Linky no worky...

[adz]

Karlos wrote:
It's amazing that this legend continues, really :-)

How long ago did the sock incident become public now?

You of all people should know, it was your thread that started it all :-P

Edit...The thread that started it all... (http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=12428)

[Karlos]

Oh yeah.

Man, I totally forgot about that!

Somewhere, my simple message of the pleasures of a thick pair of warm socks on a cold pair of feet was lost amidst the immensity of bloodline's offhand revelation :lol:

[adz]

And remember kids, if it's not quite a sh!t but it's definitely more than an a fart, it's a SHART!

[Karlos]

adz wrote:
And remember kids, if it's not quite a sh!t but it's definitely more than an a fart, it's a SHART!

Which, somewhat confusingly is also what the word "sh!te" would sound like in a strong Lancashire accent.

[cecilia]

motorollin wrote:
Karlos wrote:
bloodline wrote:
Blame the iPhone...
Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D
Here's a photo of Bloodline's actual hand holding his actual iPhone:
http://www.mashley.net/sock.png

I've got another photo of what his other hand was doing, but I won't post that.

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moto
http://smiliesftw.com/x/big_laugh_lol.gif

[Karlos]

/me casts raise

No real excuse this time apart from the fact it made me literally laugh out loud reading it again!