The perfect Amiga [Archive]

Kesa

01-29-2011, 04:19 AM

The perfect Amiga :)

http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/notitas-de-noticias/details/dominican-amiga-of-berlusconi-speaks-out-had-sex-as-a-way-of-saying-gr/4667/

Franko

01-29-2011, 05:13 AM

I prefer the older "model" myself these days... :)

motorollin

01-29-2011, 05:21 AM

She looks weird.

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moto

drHirudo

01-29-2011, 05:41 AM

The perfect Amiga :)

http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/notitas-de-noticias/details/dominican-amiga-of-berlusconi-speaks-out-had-sex-as-a-way-of-saying-gr/4667/

Nah, the perfect Amiga in my books don't have to sleep with Silvio.

tone007

01-29-2011, 05:44 AM

Bunga bunga girls! What a clever name.

foleyjo

01-29-2011, 05:54 AM

Does it have a slot for my floppys?

Franko

01-29-2011, 06:01 AM

Does it have a slot for my floppys?

Probably... but you'll need a Hard disk to use it... :lol:

VingtTrois

01-29-2011, 06:17 AM

Probably... but you'll need a Hard disk to use it... :lol:

...and some RAM memory (as fast as possible!!!) :banana:

Franko

01-29-2011, 06:35 AM

...and some RAM memory (as fast as possible!!!) :banana:

Yup, you can never have too much RAM, of course the bigger the expansion the better... :roflmao:

Digiman

01-29-2011, 07:00 AM

Guru meditation.

foleyjo

01-29-2011, 07:03 AM

Where do you plug in your JOYSTICK.

It's pointless if you can't plug in and waggle a joystick

Franko

01-29-2011, 07:05 AM

Guru meditation.

whether it's a software failure or a hardware failure, don't worry they have little blue pills that can sort that these days... :lol:

XDelusion

01-29-2011, 07:29 AM

Just so long as the expansion slot is not TO BIG! If that's the case there won't be enough friction to keep the device in.

Franko

01-29-2011, 07:40 AM

Judging by this old pic hard man extraordinaire Vinny Jones prefers the older models too... :)

Vinny playing with his joystick...
http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af79/frankosamiga/Funny/vinnyjones.jpg

In the interest of fairness here's one for the ladies... (or those of you of ahem... a different persuasion...:) )

Dale Luck (remember him !!!) with a strategically placed keyboard... (dig that magnum tash... :lol:)
http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af79/frankosamiga/Funny/daleluck.jpg

motorollin

01-29-2011, 08:24 AM

By the looks of her, she's got an ultra wide scuzzy bus ;)

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moto

Franko

01-29-2011, 08:54 AM

Sigh... this thread takes me back to younger times when the game was naff but the box cover was good... :)

Maria Whittaker on the backside of Barbarian... :)
http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af79/frankosamiga/Funny/24pvts1.jpg

Firedawg

01-29-2011, 08:58 AM

OK, let me get this right, a 74 year old dude has 14 women that he is personally housing and have sex with (not mentioned, but lets assume :)). It is his hardware that seems to be "Amiga" like, as in high performance and superior longevity.:roflmao:

The Dawg

motorollin

01-29-2011, 09:48 AM

Sigh... this thread takes me back to younger times when the game was naff but the box cover was good... :)

I completely agree ;)

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7929/547134-rick_dangerous_2_uk_box_art_super.jpg

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moto

Franko

01-29-2011, 11:47 AM

I completely agree ;)

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7929/547134-rick_dangerous_2_uk_box_art_super.jpg

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moto

Erm... don't fancy yours much... ;)

Still... each to their own, as they say... :lol:

motorollin

01-29-2011, 12:05 PM

@Franko
When you're a teenage boy, you have to use your imagination ;)

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moto

Franko

01-29-2011, 12:10 PM

@Franko
When you're a teenage boy, you have to use your imagination ;)

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moto

Hard to say as I can't quite remember that far back, hell I can't even remember where I put my teeth lasht night... :)

Kesa

01-29-2011, 02:46 PM

I completely agree ;)

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7929/547134-rick_dangerous_2_uk_box_art_super.jpg

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moto

Is this your way of coming out? We're discussing Amiga's are you are talking about man love? Anyway i wish you the best of luck...

Franko

01-29-2011, 03:09 PM

Is this your way of coming out? We're discussing Amiga's are you are talking about man love? Anyway i wish you the best of luck...

Now... Now... Kesa each to their own if moto's into shirtlifting then let him be... :)

(Just make sure your shirt's extra long and well tucked in, just saying that's all... :roflmao:)

motorollin

01-30-2011, 01:54 AM

Is this your way of coming out? We're discussing Amiga's are you are talking about man love? Anyway i wish you the best of luck...

It's not exactly a secret (either here or in real life) that I'm gay. And let's face it, I've made much more off-topic posts before - at least what I posted was somewhat related to what Franko posted ;)

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moto

Kesa

01-30-2011, 02:39 AM

Oh no! I thought you just liked the artwork without realizing you gave the implication you hung around on the other side. I was going to start a gay witch hunt thread just so i could make fun of you but now i can't. So now i've got no one to pick on... :)

ps - i still think the gay witch hunt thread is a good idea, just not aimed at you. Any ideas about who? ;)

motorollin

01-30-2011, 05:18 AM

:lol:

I'll have a think and let you know!

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moto

kedawa

01-30-2011, 05:42 AM

Where do you plug in your JOYSTICK.

It's pointless if you can't plug in and waggle a joystick

There are two ports, but one is often home to a mouse.

Kesa

01-30-2011, 05:49 AM

There are two ports, but one is often home to a mouse.

Great. First we had a man lover and now we have a furry... :roflmao:

tone007

01-30-2011, 05:50 AM

There are two ports, but one is often home to a mouse.

As perfect Amigas go, the closest I've had was the 3000T and it was a serious business machine without a joystick port!

http://www.amiga-hardware.com/display_photos/a3000trear.jpg

Note MOUSE 1 and MOUSE 2 ports.

Of course, the ports worked the same as any other Amiga and MOUSE 2 was generally used for the joystick. Fun marketing decision, though, "Don't say joystick, this is a serious computer!"

gertsy

01-30-2011, 05:55 AM

Interesting story. Over 70. You'd think he'd be over it.
And what R U doing back Franko? Or is it an imposter ? I thought you’d retired into the obscurity of ring fenced computing.

Franko

01-30-2011, 05:56 AM

It's not exactly a secret (either here or in real life) that I'm gay. And let's face it, I've made much more off-topic posts before - at least what I posted was somewhat related to what Franko posted ;)

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moto

@ motorollin

Didn't know that to be honest, but hey it's got nothing to do with anything, don't matter to me what colour, creed, nationality, religion, sexual orientation, occupation, criminal record, state of sanity, young, old, able bodied, disabled, fat, thin, ugly, beautiful, clean, smelly, tall, short, living or dead (or even what type of computer they use)... :)

I'll still take take the mickey, as long they realise it's all just good old harmless fun... ;)

(cept of course ra English, but that goes without saying...:biglaugh:)

foleyjo

01-30-2011, 06:01 AM

So Motorollin your perfect Amiga has a joystick port at the back and built in joystick at the front that you can waggle.

motorollin

01-30-2011, 06:28 AM

Great. First we had a man lover and now we have a furry... :roflmao:
We already had one of those in the Amiga Community (Eric Schwartz).

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moto

motorollin

01-30-2011, 06:29 AM

@Franko
You don't have to explain anything to me... I'm not even remotely interested in what anybody thinks about my sexuality :)

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moto

motorollin

01-30-2011, 06:31 AM

So Motorollin your perfect Amiga has a joystick port at the back and built in joystick at the front that you can waggle.

Make it an Amigo please... I'm not into Amigas with joysticks (AKA chicks with d***s) :lol:

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moto

motorollin

01-30-2011, 06:32 AM

Thread derailment: complete.

Franko

01-30-2011, 06:37 AM

Thread derailment: complete.
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Gotta admit I've had a weird secret fantasy for years about being a lesbo... :)

(Just don't tell anyone... ;))

Templario

01-30-2011, 07:40 AM

She is ugly, there are more beauty dominican girls, Berlusca, besides of to be old, ugly... he has bad taste to choose exotic girls.

EDanaII

01-30-2011, 07:45 AM

Make it an Amigo please... I'm not into Amigas with joysticks (AKA chicks with d***s) :lol:

I think it's fair to say us heteros aren't into those either. :)

Franko

01-30-2011, 07:48 AM

She is ugly, there are more beauty dominican girls, Berlusca, besides of to be old, ugly... he has bad taste to choose exotic girls.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed... :)

(Have you seen wee Janice my cleaning lady, now she's ugly... but she does iron my shirts quite well... :lol:)

motorollin

01-30-2011, 07:53 AM

I think it's fair to say us heteros aren't into those either. :)

No doubt! I think it's only a very specific sexuality who are, but I don't know what they're called ;)

Templario

01-30-2011, 07:53 AM

I wouldn't kick her out of bed... :)

(Have you seen wee Janice my cleaning lady, now she's ugly... but she does iron my shirts quite well... :lol:)
Well, as ins Spanish we say, "A falta de pan, tortas son buenas" = "A lack of bread, cakes are good", but there are more beauty dominican girls....

motorollin

01-30-2011, 07:54 AM

I wouldn't kick her out of bed... :)

(Have you seen wee Janice my cleaning lady, now she's ugly... but she does iron my shirts quite well... :lol:)

Is "iron my shirts" a euphemism?

Franko

01-30-2011, 08:05 AM

Dunno about a euphemism... but she's a wee devil in the sack... ;)

Digiman

01-30-2011, 09:20 AM

whether it's a software failure or a hardware failure, don't worry they have little blue pills that can sort that these days... :lol:

:roflmao: no Guru Meditation is because she is neither Spanish or beautiful.

ElPolloDiabl

01-30-2011, 10:36 AM