Bush's Office Assistant

[Vincent]

http://207.44.188.226/Humor/sight/images/OfficeAsstW.jpg

Computer Enhancers (http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm)

Most of the other stuff is ancient, but I liked the Bush one :-)

[Wilse]

It looks like you're trying to run a country.

Not from where I'm standing.

:-)

[walter]

Speaking as a resident of the nation led by this great and courageous
world leader, and intellectual and moral colossus among men:

Thanks!

(Nukuler, newkyouler, noo-kew-lure, NEW-Q-ler...)

[blobrana]

@Wilse

>>Not from where I'm standing.

Hum,
I think you had to be standing behind him to see the `bulge`.



[ The device was first spotted in public at a presidential debate in October 2004. The mysterious bulge on President Bush’s back was variously dismissed as bad tailoring, a bullet-proof vest, or a colostomy bag that had shifted during a flight on Air Force One.]
Remember: (http://www.washingtondispatch.com/spectrum/archives/000637.html)

[X-ray]

"...or a colostomy bag that had shifted during a flight on Air Force One..."
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:roflmao:

That takes the biscuit.

[Karlos]

X-ray wrote:
"...or a colostomy bag that had shifted during a flight on Air Force One..."
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:roflmao:

That takes the biscuit.

Where do you think he keeps his rhetoric stored?

[blobrana]

:lol:
Well it’s true that mud-slinging politicians claim their opponents are “full of rhetoric.”,
see this link (http://uwc3.fac.utexas.edu/~praxis/Archive/03_fall/03_fall_pages/training_rhetorician.html):


BTW, is there a way to work ` rhesus (http://fc.invivo.edu/~pmanet/images/bush%20monkey.jpg) ` into this thread?

[Karlos]

And so it was that a new euphamism was born on the morn when our hero, walking to work stepped in a fresh pile of rhetoric...

[Karlos]

Wilse wrote:
It looks like you're trying to run a country.

Not from where I'm standing.

:-)

Clearly an omitted vowel typo. Just reinsert the missing "i" into the seventh word to correct the original statement.