Scientific proof of the existance of the great Sock?

[Speelgoedmannetje]

;-)

[Karlos]

There's a photo in the gallery :lol:

What more do you need?

[Speelgoedmannetje]

It could be photoshopped
or ehm, well, dpainted

[Karlos]

I refute this accusation :lol:

[Speelgoedmannetje]

with what?
there are ppl who can make genuine pictures with just 32 colors - or even less when color cycling is used!

[Karlos]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
with what?


I am refuting that Photoshop or DPaint were used :-D

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
with what?
there are ppl who can make genuine pictures with just 32 colors - or even less when color cycling is used!

Sorry, but I can't resist........

HOLD, AND MODIFY contents of sock!

[/shame]

[Speelgoedmannetje]

you have no facts to back up your statement, and I stated before, with such talents here on Aorg, there's no way to use foto's/pictures as evidence!

[Speelgoedmannetje]

mdma wrote:
Sorry, but I can't resist........

HOLD, AND MODIFY contents of sock!

[/shame]:lol:

[cecilia]

I can SMELL it!
yes, the Great Sock is real!!!

:roflmao:

[that_punk_guy]

The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

[Speelgoedmannetje]

cecilia wrote:
I can SMELL it!
yes, the Great Sock is real!!!

:roflmao:Do you really know it's a sock wich smells? How do you know how the great sock smells? :lol:
Are you sure it isn't this (http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/eceprojectsland/STUDENTPROJ/2000to2001/greenblatt/)? (this really made me think of Gaston lagaffe)

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

Where the fek do you work??????? (I'm from your neck of the woods and I don't know of a company that makes wanking tubes)

[gizz72]

Greetings,

Is this some sort of a new religion I sense?!?
So what makes a sock great? I smell dogma on the rise! Black Socks RULE!

\me after smelling it.... :crazy: see I'm fine.. :lol:

Every December the hanging of socks is still being practice in some parts of the world. Hmmm, I say this should we all do for the great Socks every where.

* There should be a sabbath day for Socks.
* Old, smelly, worn and missing pair Socks should have a church of some kind. :-P
* I propose to erect a great pyramid for Socks.
* Ban and prosecute all people who make a puppet Sock.
* To worship the oldest Socks in the world.
* Honor the people who first used Socks.
* All horses should wear Socks not shoe!
* Should *always spell 'Socks' not 'socks'!!

All hail great one! SOCK! I'm not worthy.......

Regards,

Gizz72

[cecilia]

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(you boys must be Busy over there!
:lol:

[Karlos]

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

What, is bloodline working in the Quality Control department or something?

[the_leander]

:roflmao: :lol: :roflmao: :lol: :roflmao:

[PMC]

What a great thread to start the day with!

Sock it to me chaps....

[Speelgoedmannetje]

@Gizz
:roflmao:

Socks are the opium of the ppl! (or, well, the smell these have)
now you'll have to excuse me to sniff a line of Socks :crazy:

[bloodline]

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

Assuming you've only ever smelled your own semen... I would suggest that, maybe your Semen smells of cardboard tubes... If I were you I would have your semen inspected by someone with more semen odour experience before commenting ;-)

[PMC]

bloodline wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

Assuming you've only ever smelled your own semen... I would suggest that, maybe your Semen smells of cardboard tubes... If I were you I would have your semen inspected by someone with more semen odour experience before commenting ;-)

@Punkie

What are you eating to cause that?

I'm reliably informed that things like coffee, strawberries, garlic and champagne affect the taste to some extent...

PMC wrote:

bloodline wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

Assuming you've only ever smelled your own semen... I would suggest that, maybe your Semen smells of cardboard tubes... If I were you I would have your semen inspected by someone with more semen odour experience before commenting ;-)

@Punkie

What are you eating to cause that?

I'm reliably informed that things like coffee, strawberries, garlic and champagne affect the taste to some extent...

So now we all know your missus is a swallower! ;-)

[bloodline]

mdma wrote:

PMC wrote:

bloodline wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

Assuming you've only ever smelled your own semen... I would suggest that, maybe your Semen smells of cardboard tubes... If I were you I would have your semen inspected by someone with more semen odour experience before commenting ;-)

@Punkie

What are you eating to cause that?

I'm reliably informed that things like coffee, strawberries, garlic and champagne affect the taste to some extent...

So now we all know your missus is a swallower! ;-)

Or PMC used to bat for the other team :-D

bloodline wrote:

mdma wrote:

PMC wrote:

bloodline wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

Assuming you've only ever smelled your own semen... I would suggest that, maybe your Semen smells of cardboard tubes... If I were you I would have your semen inspected by someone with more semen odour experience before commenting ;-)

@Punkie

What are you eating to cause that?

I'm reliably informed that things like coffee, strawberries, garlic and champagne affect the taste to some extent...

So now we all know your missus is a swallower! ;-)

Or PMC used to bat for the other team :-D

Or "swaps sides" at half time!

Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink! ;-)

[X-ray]

Or maybe PMC was kidnapped one day and a sock was used to gag him :-P

X-ray wrote:
Or maybe PMC was kidnapped one day and a sock was used to gag him :-P

OMG, I nearly threw up aat the thought of that! :-o

[Karlos]

X-ray wrote:
Or maybe PMC was kidnapped one day and a sock was used to gag him :-P

Can't be. How the hell did they manage to ball it up to shove in his mouth?

[X-ray]

@ Karlos

I agree, it would be difficult, kind of like breaking a peanut-brittle slab into small pieces while still in its wrapper, but kidnappers are tough and resourceful, you know...

[Karlos]

@X-Ray

True. But they must have used something more than a hammer and anvil to do it :-D

[PMC]

Haha! :lol:

I turn my back on this thread for five minutes and look what happens...

I can assure all curious parties that I've never proved the theory of the ahem, "Pepsi Challenge" by my own personal experience.

It actually comes (excuse me) from a conversation I had with a platonic lady drinking buddy.

I'll have to remember the one about "swapping ends at half time", that one had me in fits. Brings a new meaning to the phrase "getting your own back".

Oh, and X-ray you absolutely ruined my Ceaser Salad thanks to the alleged "sock-in-mouth" incident.

[bloodline]

Well my sock was lost for a couple of years so who knows what it was up to :-)

[bjjones37]

Hey Speel, what is this? "Scientifc Proof of the Existence of..." . Are you stealing my ideas? Hey, that's information piracy! Are there any lawyers on this forum? Can I sue? Hey, I can make some money on this! Yeah! I bet he is good for a solid five cents! All Right!

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-P

[Karlos]

Why do I immediately think: "I am a lawyer... and so's my wife!"

[PMC]

I've a tale of my own on this subject to tell. Actually, it's not strictly my own but you get the gist...

Back in the day one of my friends was a notorious onanist. That he doesn't wear bottle-thick lenses today is miraculous considering his propensity for indulging in a "menage a une" at the earliest opportunity.

Cue three friends sitting at a playpark debating about whatever three 15 year olds debate when along comes a female acquaintence in a somewhat emotional state courtesy of her then b/f.

Said female pal was the source of several malicious rumours and political games within our social group, so as she joins us to pour out her heart, our gallant hero vacates his seat for her and offers her a tissue....

[bjjones37]

Karlos wrote:
Why do I immediately think: "I am a lawyer... and so's my wife!"

That's it! Karlos, you are hereby appointed prosecuting attourney (I was thinking of you for this before I posted :-D ). Let's see. We can make PMC defense attourney. And for judge ... I know, Redrumloa. Hang 'em high Red! :-D

Karlos, you and PMC got to select the jury.

[Karlos]

Buh....?

[bjjones37]

Karlos wrote:
Buh....?

Don't worry Karlos, we split the take 50/50. But we will have to fight over the half cent. :pissed:

[Speelgoedmannetje]

bjjones37 wrote:
Hey Speel, what is this? "Scientifc Proof of the Existence of..." . Are you stealing my ideas? Hey, that's information piracy! Are there any lawyers on this forum? Can I sue? Hey, I can make some money on this! Yeah! I bet he is good for a solid five cents! All Right!

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-P here in Groningen nl, we deal such conflicts with wielding our wooden shoes :lol: ;-)

[Speelgoedmannetje]

bloodline wrote:

mdma wrote:

PMC wrote:

bloodline wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
The cardboard tubes at work smell of semen. :-(

Assuming you've only ever smelled your own semen... I would suggest that, maybe your Semen smells of cardboard tubes... If I were you I would have your semen inspected by someone with more semen odour experience before commenting ;-)

@Punkie

What are you eating to cause that?

I'm reliably informed that things like coffee, strawberries, garlic and champagne affect the taste to some extent...

So now we all know your missus is a swallower! ;-)

Or PMC used to bat for the other team :-DYou're never too old to learn :-)

[gizz72]

Greetings,


bjjones37 wrote:
Hey Speel, what is this? "Scientifc Proof of the Existence of..." . Are you stealing my ideas? Hey, that's information piracy! Are there any lawyers on this forum? Can I sue? Hey, I can make some money on this! Yeah! I bet he is good for a solid five cents! All Right!

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-P

Let the Great Sock be the Judge of that! :-P
<me imagining a court battle>
Presiding the honorable Judge Sock. Everyone's Foot Rise! :-D. Case between Bjjones vs Speel on IP infringment case.
BJJONES: My ideas are stolen!
JSOCK: Spell, how do you plead?
SPEEL: Innocent.
JURORS: GUILTY! GUILTY!! Boooo!!!
JSOCK: I find speel guilty. I sentence you community service of foot massaging everyone here at A.org for a week.
SPEEL: WHAT! No perol!!! That's preposterous!! What kind of a court is this?!?
JSOCK: Don't question my authority! For that, do the grape dance with no socks and drink the juice!
<Speel being dragged down back to jail>
SPEEL: AAAARGH!! Noooo...
<slamming his hammer sock>
JSOCK: Next case!
- Punk vs Semen case.... bla bla bla....
<\me imagining a court battle> :lol:
Of course it's just my imagination. :-D :-P

Regards,

Gizz72

[Speelgoedmannetje]

:roflmao:
Great, now I have to go to bed without socks and because of that I'll get cold feet tonight!

JSOCK: Next case!
- Punk vs Semen case.... bla bla bla....
go on, go on...

Of course it's just my imagination. tell me more about it, sweetie

;-)

[odin]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
here in Groningen nl, we deal such conflicts with wielding our wooden shoes :lol: ;-)
Speak for yourself! I've only worn those once or twice. :-P

[Speelgoedmannetje]

odin wrote:
Speak for yourself! I've only worn those once or twice. :-PJust what I said! Flesh nor fish in Veendam!

[odin]

So there! (http://www.posternow.com/r/r1530.jpg)

-edit-
Warning, contains nudity....er....sort of.

[Speelgoedmannetje]

That explains it all!

[cecilia]

odin wrote:
So there! (http://www.posternow.com/r/r1530.jpg)ah yes! how did I forget the great SOCK costume!

the suit for the well hung man!
:lol:

[Karlos]

odin wrote:
So there! (http://www.posternow.com/r/r1530.jpg)

-edit-
Warning, contains nudity....er....sort of.

Alas, our infamous culprit was not in the police lineup. The victim distinctly remembers the sock was pointing in the opposite direction....

[odin]

Vertically or horizontally?

[gizz72]

Greetings,

odin wrote:
Vertically or horizontally?

That (http://www.kinkvideo.com/Guests/Images/V174SheerThickThins/SheerThickThins2.jpg) was vertical, this is horizontal (http://web.syr.edu/~adblanda/Evan%20Sock.jpg).

-WARNING: Nudity of a sock kind.

Regards,

Gizz72

[PMC]

Oh my God...

I wonder how long it will be until some Hollywood director buys the rights to Bloodline's story and brings out an adult movie?

[Karlos]

PMC wrote:
Oh my God...

I wonder how long it will be until some Hollywood director buys the rights to Bloodline's story and brings out an adult movie?



He should sell the rights for a considerable sum. Then he could use it to charge up the bounties for AROS or something :-D

[bloodline]

Karlos wrote:

PMC wrote:
Oh my God...

I wonder how long it will be until some Hollywood director buys the rights to Bloodline's story and brings out an adult movie?



He should sell the rights for a considerable sum. Then he could use it to charge up the bounties for AROS or something :-D

Could you bring yourself to use AROS knowing that it's existance was based, in part, on my blatent disregard for err... um, never mind! Yeah I'm up for it, one hell of a boring movie though... :-)

Great tag line...

One boy... One Sock... Five glorious years! :-D

[odin]

gizz72 wrote:
That (http://www.kinkvideo.com/Guests/Images/V174SheerThickThins/SheerThickThins2.jpg) was vertical, this is horizontal (http://web.syr.edu/~adblanda/Evan%20Sock.jpg).

:nervous: There's an NSync poster in the second pic.

And you call that horizontal? The sock seems pretty aroused to me...

[PMC]

bloodline wrote:
One boy... One Sock... Five glorious years! :-D

...and Repetitive Strain Injury.

I'm sure the sock would go on to have a glittering media career, appearing in reality TV shows, marketing deals etc. Maybe even it will get it's own cameo appearences on "Friends" or whatever?

Do you wear glasses Matt?

[bloodline]

PMC wrote:

bloodline wrote:
One boy... One Sock... Five glorious years! :-D

...and Repetitive Strain Injury.

I'm sure the sock would go on to have a glittering media career, appearing in reality TV shows, marketing deals etc. Maybe even it will get it's own cameo appearences on "Friends" or whatever?

Do you wear glasses Matt?

Errm yeah... :oops: I think I'll be the sock's agent :-D


Just noticed Odin's sig:
"Real life needs a friggin search function or something, I need my socks."

Why, prey tell, doth thee need the sock so bad?

[odin]

Please note the usage of the plural form. I have lots of lonely single socks who desperately need their companion back ;-).

[Karlos]

odin wrote:
I have lots of lonely single socks who desperately need their companion back ;-).

Oh man, ouch! I won't ask how you lost it in the first place...

Oh wait, you're not bloodline :lol:

[the_leander]

devoted follower of the way?