Toasters give a better explaination of our world than God

Every face of life can be explained through a toaster. Using God to explain the world is far far too vague.

Examples:
Q - Explain why there are people

God A - Because God created them
Toaster A - The Universe is the toaster that can make everything happen. The bread is Earth, and Earth is in the universe (toaster). After going through a period of time (bread cooking in toaster), the Earth is ready to support life. Butter is spread on the toast (life happens on Earth), and voila! You have life on Earth, ready to be gobbled alive by extraterrestrial aliens (person that east the toast)

HAHA!

[sumner7]

I can honestly say that this is one of the best and most well-thought posts I have ever seen on amiga.org. :-D

Invitation to all posters : give a topic/question, and I shall explain it through 'Toasterology'

[KennyR]

Reminds me of the Red Dwarf talking toaster.

Q - Explain why there are people

A - Would you like any toast?

"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!"
"How 'bout a muffin?"
"Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no oatcakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"
"Aah, so you're a waffle man!"

[Karlos]

Ah, damn you Kenny! I was going to say that!

"Given that space is infinite and time is also infinite.... would you like any toast?"

Or it was something like that :lol:

[X-ray]

@ Jono and Sumner

Hard question first: who (or what) made the toaster?

Easy question: is it possible to put two trolls in the toaster siumultaneously?

@ X-Ray

Answer to Hard Question: The toaster was manufactured by a domestic products company. The toaster which I use to explain things was made in the Big Bang, and is the manifestation opf chaos theory and anti-matter, and.. stuff.

Answer to Easy question: Trolls cannot be put in toasters - they use them.

[sumner7]

And how dare you call us trolls X-Ray. We are human beings just like you. If I agree or disagree with something, I shall let people know, but to be called a troll every time i post something is outrageous!!! :pissed:

[bloodline]

Given the title of this thread I expected it to be about Red Dwarf...

Lo and behold, Kenny and Karlos also picked up on that :-D

@Karlos... Errrm why do you have a photo of my bedroom as you avatar?

KennyR wrote:
Reminds me of the Red Dwarf talking toaster.

Q - Explain why there are people

A - Would you like any toast?

"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!"
"How 'bout a muffin?"
"Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no oatcakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"
"Aah, so you're a waffle man!"

Slighty OT

Did anyone see that sex therapy program on channel for a few weeks back, where a real couple let channel4 film them having sex, because the bloke couldn't make his woman have an orgasm?

Well, the woman in question is the daughter of David Ross who did the voice for Talkie Toaster. I know this as I went to school with her, and her cousin was a good friend of mine at the time.

The entire school not-so-secretly admired her from afar, then 13 years later we get to see her having a bit of hows your father on late night TV.

God bless C4 eh? ;-)

[bloodline]

mdma wrote:

KennyR wrote:
Reminds me of the Red Dwarf talking toaster.

Q - Explain why there are people

A - Would you like any toast?

"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!"
"How 'bout a muffin?"
"Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no oatcakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"
"Aah, so you're a waffle man!"

Slighty OT

Did anyone see that sex therapy program on channel for a few weeks back, where a real couple let channel4 film them having sex, because the bloke couldn't make his woman have an orgasm?

Well, the woman in question is the daughter of David Ross who did the voice for Talkie Toaster. I know this as I went to school with her, and her cousin was a good friend of mine at the time.

The entire school not-so-secretly admired her from afar, then 13 years later we get to see her having a bit of hows your father on late night TV.

God bless C4 eh? ;-)

David Ross also played the original incarnation of Kryten.

Hmmm... Wish, I had seen that sex shown on C4 now :-(

@bloodline


I know, I think Robert LLew...however-you-spell-it was better though.

Charlotte was mighty fine back then, but even finer looking now!

Get this, her fella had never made her come in the 2 years they had been together! She should have visited me! ;-)

[KennyR]

mdma wrote:
The entire school not-so-secretly admired her from afar, then 13 years later we get to see her having a bit of hows your father on late night TV.

And now you all get to see she's either a frigid or her boyfriend can't float her boat, hehe... :-D

KennyR wrote:
mdma wrote:
The entire school not-so-secretly admired her from afar, then 13 years later we get to see her having a bit of hows your father on late night TV.

And now you all get to see she's either a frigid or her boyfriend can't float her boat, hehe... :-D

:lol:

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:
@Karlos... Errrm why do you have a photo of my bedroom as you avatar?

It was a still from the secret filming of your antics by the "Against Rape Of Socks" organisation:

http://www.amiga.org/gallery/images/810/1_1976.jpg

;-)